Presenting to you today, selected excerpts from the newest edition of the pre-eminent 16th century bird-watcher’s manual that describes many of the birds to be found in Surrey, home of the Cat’s Perch Inn! (I am told that all those within the Bandes have a keen eye for the birds.)
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Part III – Sparrows
Known to alle, the most common sparrowe, passer domesticus.
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Part V – Robins
The common Redbreasted Robin, erithacus rubecula (ordinarily seen in the company of other winged creatures).
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Part VII – Owles and divers other raptors
The Breasted Owle, athene boobicans, is observed only at night, due to its solitary and wandering nature. Usually seen in pairs.
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Part IX – Flightless Birds
Rarely seen, and oft misunderstood, England’s only flightless bird, the Prickly Warbler, spinictus philosophicus.
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Part XIV – Somewhat Naked Birds
The fortunately elusive Bird-Man of Putney. Seen late at night, singing off-key. Pictured: We think it might be a mating display, we’re not sure.
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Part XXIV – Inordinately Large Birds
The Common Sussex Widgeon, calamitus palumbus. Often seen sitting below trees. Not flightless, it just needs a boarding pass.
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Part CXXXIX – The Popinjay
Seen here without its customary head and neck plumage.
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Thank you all, the book is not available for sale at this time.